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Friday, June 26, 2009

My Dos and Don'ts

Do...
  • Get at least 10 minutes of sun everyday.

  • Watch Discovery/History/NatGeo/etc instead of crap reality TV. You'll feel much better about yourself.

  • Use your time wisely.

  • Hug an animal daily.

  • Try something new every month.

  • Take your time.

  • Sing your heart out in the car no matter who's looking.

  • Spend time doing something that doesn't involve a computer or TV.

Don't...
  • Forget your banana! You'll get hungry and want lunch early.

  • Touch the TV screen/computer monitor or Joe will be mad.

  • Hit people with your car. The point system is not real and points cannot be reimbursed anywhere.

  • Use plastic utensils for five minutes and then put it in some landfill where it will sit for 500 years.

  • Be ashamed to accept free handouts, but don't forget to give handouts to others in return.

  • Live only for the weekend. Life is too short.

2 comments:

  1. Now if only I could remember to live by these rules... except for hugging animals and touching screens. Joe can't get mad at me for touching my own computer!

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  2. Hey, reality TV pays the bills! (Well, hopefully not anymore...)

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