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Friday, June 26, 2009

My Dos and Don'ts

  • Get at least 10 minutes of sun everyday.

  • Watch Discovery/History/NatGeo/etc instead of crap reality TV. You'll feel much better about yourself.

  • Use your time wisely.

  • Hug an animal daily.

  • Try something new every month.

  • Take your time.

  • Sing your heart out in the car no matter who's looking.

  • Spend time doing something that doesn't involve a computer or TV.

  • Forget your banana! You'll get hungry and want lunch early.

  • Touch the TV screen/computer monitor or Joe will be mad.

  • Hit people with your car. The point system is not real and points cannot be reimbursed anywhere.

  • Use plastic utensils for five minutes and then put it in some landfill where it will sit for 500 years.

  • Be ashamed to accept free handouts, but don't forget to give handouts to others in return.

  • Live only for the weekend. Life is too short.


  1. Now if only I could remember to live by these rules... except for hugging animals and touching screens. Joe can't get mad at me for touching my own computer!

  2. Hey, reality TV pays the bills! (Well, hopefully not anymore...)