6:00am Alarm sounds. Owner goes into bathroom to shower.
6:15am Wake up. Push way into bathroom and stare while she towels off.
6:18am Meow until she makes way into dining room.
6:20am Eat breakfast.
6:25am Go back to bedroom and sleep.
12:00pm Wake up. Eat leftovers from breakfast.
12:25pm Sleep in sun in living room.
4:30pm Wake up. Greet owner at the door. Demand dinner early.
5:00pm Lay in the the middle of the floor while owner tries to exercise. Grab at her feet.
6:30pm Beg for dinner. Get fed.
6:45pm Sleep in bedroom/Watch squirrels outside window.
7:00pm Wake up. Greet other owner at door.
7:15pm Beg for table scraps even though I know they're not eating meat and I won't like it.
7:30pm Sleep in bedroom.
8:30pm Wake up. Crawl on top of owner on couch in awkward positions. Sleep. Get upset when he tries to move, then steal his spot.
9:30pm Sprawl out on office floor and whine for attention. Get pet.
9:45pm Give owner a dirty look as she dabs string in my face to play with. Go lay on other side of the room.
9:50pm Receive tasty treats.
10:00pm Follow owner to bedroom. Crawl under sheets with her. Take up as much space as possible.
11:00pm Get pushed to end of bed. Decide to sleep in own bed instead.
1:00am Wake up. Eat leftover dinner.
1:10am Hack up food loud enough to wake owners.
1:12am Watch them clean up the food I wasted without any guilt. Hop back into bed. Sleep.